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The Mad Scribbler

 

 

Blonde
Trifecta

 

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”

— George Eliot

 

I’ve been time traveling lately. As you might imagine, it has made me both nostalgic and disoriented.

This immersive journey to my own past has occurred via the epic task (begun in January 2011 and still ongoing) of copy editing (as well as formatting, converting, and packaging) all my old books and stories for e-book release in my self-publishing venture, Blonde Trifecta.

The name of my e-publishing endeavor is a visit to my origins. As the blonde baby daughter of a horseracing fanatic in Chicago, I was named after the thoroughbred Laura Lee, a stakes loser at Arlington the summer I was born. I made the mistake of sharing this obscure fact about my birth with my roommates one drunken night in college, 20 years later. From then on, when I was climbing the endless flight of steps at our apartment complex to reach our dwelling at the very top of that hill, I would hear, wafting out of the windows of our apartment and floating down the stairs for the amusement of the entire student village: “And it’s Laura Lee in the homestretch, ahead by a nose! This plucky filly has run a great race, but she looks like she’s starting to flag in homestretch!” And so on.

There’s a reason I never use my middle name. Not even on legal documents.

At any rate, for those of you who were not raised by racing fans, a “trifecta” is when you correctly bet on win, place, and show at the track; it’s a triple victory at the cash window. Ah, may the gods of chance grant that my e-business emulates its namesake!

When I started this venture, the logistics of self-publishing (choosing software, learning to format and convert manuscripts to e-books, learning to create covers, figuring out how the online vendors and their systems worked, making pricing decisions, etc.) were daunting enough that I deliberately choose to start by releasing some of my more-recent backlist books—manuscripts that I knew were in pretty good shape and only needed a quick once-over. My first half dozen e-books were all projects I knew pretty well; working with them was like a good training run on a short, smooth track.

Since then, though, my progression on the rest of my body of work has led me on a journey through novels I barely remember writing, as well as books whose publishing process was such a demoralizing nightmare for me back in the day that I felt anxious about revisiting them now.

One of the projects I’d been dreading ever since I began self-publishing my backlist was a massive fantasy trilogy I wrote over a period of several years. The first book was written in an archaic word-processing program that made cleaning up the manuscript a Herculean task, even apart from the editing that the three books would need. Additionally, the trilogy needed new front- and end-matter, including maps and glossaries.

And that’s just the practical stuff!   

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